Funny: Technological modification of personal names

In the tech world, everyone's name needs to be technologized and here is the list from a famous tribe in Tanzania:

Rweyevoda
Rutanotreachable
Ishemobilephone
Rugemainternet
Mushodelivered
Mutavocha
Kalibashuantivirus
Kokublog
Mutebenz
Rweicelltel
Rwechudelete
Rwakasave
Ndibaclick
Mutapassword
Rweikizain

Good Sunday!