Funny : The husband had just finished his book "Man of the house"

He storms into the house and walks directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he says, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!" I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

Wife replies, "The **bleep** funeral director."