Ilikuwaje wakawaza hivi?

Mfanyakazi mwenzangu leo amenitumia hii, nimeangua kicheko bila breki...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?' 

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'