Funny: Looking for a good paying job in America

John Smith started the day early having awaken up to his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was brewing, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) & afterwards put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

He started cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he had to spend today. He took his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) turned off his radio (MADE IN INDIA) & got into his car (MADE IN GERMANY) went to fill gas (FROM SAUDI ARABIA) and continued with his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day; he returned home, checked his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA) & he decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job IN AMERICA. He’s now hoping that he can get help from a president (MADE IN KENYA)

"Patience is Wisdom Forgiveness is Freedom" An Old African Idiom