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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

TweetThis! "I hate to ruin your day..."

On the 23nd of December, an elderly man in Moshi calls his son in California and says, "I hate to ruin your day Son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce, 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in London and tell her!"

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like WHAT? they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Moshi immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there latest the day after tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR?" and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "It's all set.. They're both coming for Christmas (December 25) and paying their own airfare!"

Message behind: No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.

Subi says: Plan to be home with your loved ones, and in home I mean, anywhere your heart feels like home. Some friends come closer than relatives.

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